Hip Hip Hooray

Words and music by Seth Warren

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Hip hip hooray! The troops have won the day
They put the bad guys in their place
Hip hip hooray! It’s time to celebrate
For once again the world is safe
For soccer moms to drive their SUVs
Without fear of expensive gasoline
And good king George beams – he’s proud of all that he has gained
Now the sand is his domain

Hip hip hooray! For all the games they play
Spread far and wide our righteous ways
Hip hip hooray! We keep jihads at bay
For the small price of human lives
But it’s freedom we must spread it all over like a plague that we know to be right
While our leaders are picked for us behind closed doors by a commerce of overfed white guys

Hip hip hooray! The troops have won the day
They put the heathens in their place
Hip hip hooray! It’s time to celebrate
Democracy is once more safe
And we’re blinded under a great big flag where it’s spelled out, “Be a patriot or else!”
The Republic has won the minds and the hearts of all the states, so you’d better learn to pray!

Hip hip hooray! The troops have won the day
We’ll never let the wolves escape…